Archive for October 7th, 2008

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Attendance Obsessed Loser of the Week #2

Not one, but two morons this week.

Contender number one is Peter Foster, a man who overuses the ellipse even more than I do… and who also has a bone to pick with Hayes and Yeading:

Top of the league playing Braintree at home and they attract an attendance of….264. The club is almost being run as a hobby by the H & Y money men…. The good people of H & Y clearly aren’t interested…. I note 379 attended the H Y home fixture (against Chelmsford City) on the opening day of the season – 09.08.08 – slap bang in the midle of the holiday season…. One wonders just how many would have put in an appearance had H & Y been at the bottom of the league rather than at the top….

No, one doesn’t wonder that at all. One wonders why this prick is spending his Sunday afternoon looking up attendance figures.

Foster is an idiot of course, but at least he isn’t pretending to be an extra in a piss-poor Guy Ritchie movie. Here’s the wisdom of Dillinger:

Basingstoke 301
Stortford 372
Bognor 302
Clarets 1128
Fisher 171
Hayes 264
Maidenhead 343
Newport 746
TB 236
WSM 204
Worcester 1725

The Dons & Clarets keeping you mugs afloat , rest of you aint pulling Rymans crowds , SORT it out MUGS.

Yeah, you better jog on, mugs, because the mighty AFC Dons and Chelmo are the only proper sides around. Dillinger is a twat simply for posting this, but the fact that he managed to completely miss out the AFC Wimbledon average (2930, if you’re keeping score) and ignore the fact that Worcester (despite their troubles) are pulling 50% higher crowds than the mighty Clarets means that he truly is an attendance obsessed loser.